🥕🐰 "Idiot Apocalypse Survivor" – Sticker
Because sometimes you're the only one left with brain cells—and a carrot to the temple.
Whether you're genuinely the last beacon of sanity or just really committed to the bit, this sticker is your badge of honor. Featuring a lone, disheveled hero in a bunny hat, wielding a carrot like it’s the final line of defense against a planet full of fools.
• Size: Die-cut, approx. 3.25 x 4.5 inches
• Designed by us, likely under the influence of frustration and too much coffee
• Printed with care (and a side of existential dread)
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or bunker door—anywhere you need people to know you saw it all… and barely made it out.