👑🐒 "Regal Nonsense" – Sticker
All hail the King of Questionable Decisions.
This is no ordinary monkey. This is a monarch draped in golden pomp and ancient drama, gazing deep into your soul as if to ask: “Did you steal my grapes?” Whether he's a prophet, a tyrant, or just very overdressed—it doesn't matter. You serve now.
• Size: Die-cut, approx. 3.25 x 4.5 inches
• Printed in-house on royal-quality sticker paper
• Designed by us.
• Printed with care (and excessive reverence).
Stick it somewhere ceremonial—or anywhere that needs a little aristocratic absurdity.