☢️🟢 "Radiation Zone Ahead" – Sticker
Caution: terrain mildly haunted. Also, irradiated.
This warped warning sign was found half-sunk in the sludge marshes of what was once the Southwestern Safety District. That was before The Bloom. Now it just says “RADI TION” and occasionally hums if you hold it near a microwave.
• Size: Die-cut, approx. 3.25 x 4.5 inches
• Printed in-house on high-quality sticker paper
• Designed by us.
• Printed with care (and the windows open).
Stick it where puddles hiss and time doesn’t work right.
Your Geiger counter will thank you. (Or scream. It varies.)